I am such a yenta

Coming soon, to a theatre near you:

May/December Personality:
the tale of a forty-five year-old hen occupying the body of a twelve year-old boy

Cindy: Mrs. Bennett

Millie: Jane Bennett

Allie: Lizzy Bennett

Priyanka: Lydia Bennett

…which makes Justin Mr. Collins!  Ha!  Who else can be assigned a convenient role?  Hm.  I’ll have to think on this.  That’s okay.  I should be constructing a quiz for my children, anyway.