Coming soon, to a theatre near you:
May/December Personality:
the tale of a forty-five year-old hen occupying the body of a twelve year-old boy
Cindy: Mrs. Bennett
Millie: Jane Bennett
Allie: Lizzy Bennett
Priyanka: Lydia Bennett
…which makes Justin Mr. Collins! Ha! Who else can be assigned a convenient role? Hm. I’ll have to think on this. That’s okay. I should be constructing a quiz for my children, anyway.