Go Bears on three! 1-2-3!

Today marks the home opener for our 2008 California Golden Bears!  HURRAY!  College football is spectacular; what is also spectacular is not having to show up at the stadium 3 hours early to help set up card stunts.  GO BEARS!

Random tidbits.  Let’s see…

Michigan State punted to us.  As it soared south, the drunk sorority girl behind me yelled out, “INTERCEPT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!”  I turned around and said, “Um, that was to us.”  Bitchy?  Yes.  But at least I got one in for the football fans of the world!

The guy behind me had two parents who graduated from Penn State.  We bonded over the fact that Jolie goes there, in addition to their scoring 66 points today, and Joe Paterno’s now being tied for most wins.  Wow.  I don’t like Penn State when they play The Ohio State University, but otherwise, we’re chill.

I saved the best for last.  Because I didn’t help with card stunt set-up today, I stopped by Aquadelt.  As usual, they had a lot of alumni pre-gaming, and at one point, I was watching the $c game with one of their wives and her two sons.

Marianne: Wow, you look so young for being a fourth year!
Me: Haha yeah, I look like I’m twelve.
Marianne: Uh…actually, my son over there is twelve…

Malaise

Yeah, yeah, yeah…it’s too early in the schoolyear to already be feeling discontent.  Actually, it’s probably too late in my college career to be feeling discontent.  Here’s what set it off (in addition to the heat wave, which peaked today).

The College of Letters and Sciences requires all students to complete the 7-course breadth while on campus.  One of these is International Studies.  Simple: study abroad!  Here’s the problem.  I applied to EAP’s Critical Studies Program, got in, and then found out it would cost $20,000 for one semester.  No.  Not going to happen.  Well, okay, how about languages, then?  I’m a linguist; I love languages!  Hm.  No.  French 3 and 4 count as International Studies breadth courses, but I AP’d out of those.  Instead, I took the first upper-division, which does not count. Neither does French Linguistics or a graduate seminar on Special Topics in French Linguistics (which, by the way, has an awesome reading list, including The Multilingual Internet).

I understand the purpose of breadth requirements.  We don’t want our cutthroat pre-meds to miss out on learning some history; nor do we want our grade-whore pre-laws to misunderstand the theory of evolution.  Right.  But if I AP’d out of two courses that would fulfill a breadth requirement and furthermore, took more advanced French, you’d think that would prove my aptitude.  If I had paid heaps of money to attend Travel Study in Taipei instead of seeing my relatives this summer, that would have helped, too.  Well, fine.  Make EAP more accesible, then.  The Berkeley department that handles study abroad programs is very kind and helpful, but no one is giving money to small Asian girls from Pleasanton.

I am angry, I have no money, and I am overheated.  It’s time to scrounge up some limeade, tequila, or sangria.

Jealous

My high school history teacher just met Anderson Cooper.  Also, I think it may have been on TV and I missed it, but never fear, someone on the Internet probably has a video clip.  I will consult with those who are more technologically-abled, and get back you shortly.

According to his blog (Schneid’s, not Ander-per’s), he told him to “Keep fighting the good fight.”  Um, since I told Schneid to keep fighting the good fight (and yes, I realize it’s on the brink of Shakespeare as far as hackneyed goes), do you think that means I indirectly communicated with Anderson Cooper (or Ander-per, I think, will be my new pet name for him)?  I’ll take it, cliché be damned.

HUGE PLUG: Go read my AP US History teacher, Dan Schneider, as he blogs live from the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Denver.  The URL is http://delegatedan.blogspot.com

Incidentally, I just helped fiddle with it a little, which was very brave/unwise of Schneid, as the last time I had access to his technology, I posted a picture of Mark Wahlberg on his desktop.

Momentous

We have reached a momentous occasion. Actually, we’ve surpassed a momentous occasion, as I am currently composing post number SEVENTY. That’s right, Varsh. You came back just in time to achieve the number that might make Kevin-from-The-Office cry.

Speaking of crying, here are some things that bring tears to my eyes.

  • The earthquake boy from the Opening Ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics. That’s two separate links, so check out both. His name is Lin Hao, and he helped to save some of his classmates after the Sichuan earthquake in May. His poise during the opening ceremony was impressive; his intrepid persistence as hall monitor, heroic.
  • My people. Chinese Taipei? Bump that. Taiwan. We are democratic and peaceful, so back up off, China. Why don’t you improve the quality of life for your own people before trying to subjugate my little yam nation? That being said, we actually got to see the team enter the Bird’s Nest this year. I realize that, for purposes of financial gain, NBC must schedule cuts to advertisement, but you know what? It sucks. Millie was understandably dismayed when NBC excused the plumper Bob Costas and newbie Matt Lauer just as Peru was to make its entrance. For a nation reputed to have such diversity in forebears, we ought to do better. We can do better. Unlike Communist China, however, the federal government can’t just shut down commercials for two weeks.
  • The commentary. Are you freaking kidding me? “Boy, these countries sure have some crazy costumes.” COSTUMES? That’s almost as bad as the lovely Midwesterners who ask me to “draw the Chinese for this word.” No. You write it. Some of the comments were bad enough to bring tears to my eyes. The continuous shock at the “topsy-turvy” order of nations marching in the opening ceremony. I understand that NBC wants to explain to latecoming viewers, but that sort of patronizing commentary was unnecessary. I’m a little-read blogger. My writing is colloquial and sometimes obscene. My thoughts are stream-of-unconscious and seldom insightful. It’s chill. It ain’t slummin’ when you’re in college. Bob Costas? Matt Lauer? NBC is paying the big bucks for some eloquence. By the way, kids, that’s not necessarily big words. Joe Starkey didn’t need FreeRice, although he did quite well in 1982 with The Play. Here’s a transcription, and here’s the video.
  • Oh, and as for the rivalry. You’d think it’s something NBC would know about, sending Diane Dwyer to Sather Gate to talk about the Free Speech Movement and all. But then, they decide to talk about Stanford’s connection with the Olympics, the years of ‘Furd Turds who represented our country for the olive branch. Cool. Then they talk about Natalie Coughlin. HELLO? Remember how she went to Cal? They repeatedly mention that she’s an East Bay-er, but nothing of her alma mater. And they had to film on location for that? At least go to the freaking campus. Not just some random Palo Alto streetcorner. That’s neither representative of Stanford, nor Bay Area athletes (Kerri Walsh is from Santa Clara, by the way. Close, but no cigar.), and definitely not of Natalie Coughlin. A random streetcorner in Palo Alto is representative solely of whatever activity takes place there. The California Golden Bears are a big part of my life. The Free Speech Movement moves me. NBC Bay Area’s cluelessness, though–that moves me to tears.
  • Also, speaking of Kerri Walsh. The volunteer who found her ring? Pretty cute. This isn’t touching, but it’s a nice segue to some talk of eye candy.

It’s like bonbons for your oculars

  • He who shall henceforth be known as the Volunteer Who Saved Kerri’s Marriage actually has a name. It’s Song Zhendong. I can’t find any pictures at this time, but he’s pretty cute.
  • Lucas Black. I should probably watch some other movies, but I’m kind of stuck on Friday Night Lights right now. I finally watched it for the first time this summer, then started watching the TV series on Hulu. Lucas Black isn’t in the TV series, but that’s okay. He’s not always photogenic.
  • ANDERSON COOPER. I’ve always thought he was pretty cute, but didn’t talk about it much because I figured that if I mentioned it, people would be all, “He’s old!” Okay, I looked it up. He’s 41. Anyway, I know he’s a hard-hitting journalist and all, but I haven’t watched very much of it. I did watch Shark Week while in Taiwan, and that was pretty cool. (Sidenote: Lee Mama was apparently bored/jetlagged one night, and decided to watch a special feature on squirrels on the Discovery Channel. “I used to think they were kind of cute, but now I found out that they savagely kill each other! I don’t like them anymore.”) Then, there may be those who heard of the hullabaloo concerning our favorite celeb-parentals. I saw it first! Not really. I saw it three hours after those who saw it first. So, I have to admit, I was aware of this situation from the almost get-go, not because of my appreciation for hard-hitting journalism, but because I kind of like Regis and Kelly. So, I saw it first. It was awesome. Shark Week may have reminded me that I thought Anderson Cooper was cute, but Regis and Kelly ungirded my fear of proclaiming it. I have since been inspired to watch Anderson Cooper 360° several times, which is like the summer I went running six times of my own volition! Dude. The man looks good in a suit.

Lotus al Fresco

After what I can only presume from her posts was a really fun trip to Taiwan, Cindy’s back home!! I was bored without her, but luckily I had Fiza to take me to Jerry Day last weekend, so I can guest-blog about it. It’s this free concert held annually in McLaren Park to celebrate Jerry Garcia’s birthday, and I had an awesome time. The bands, particularly Melvin Seals & the JGB, were pretty good, and I like bluegrass and gospel, so bluegrass/gospel-inspired music was fun for me.

But the real draw was the people watching. The crowd was a strange mixture of college kids, yuppies (who helped along tiny children), and genuine hippies, who had possibly been in the same clothes since the sixties. Why any parent would drag his or her child to the cauldron of pot smoke that Jerry Garcia Amphitheater was sure to become was beyond me. But my heart kind of melted for the tie-dyed, haggard-looking hippie with the bubble machine who spent the concert entertaining the kids, for the older guy holding his son up to the bubbles and asking, “See? Look at the colors!”. For the crazy middle-aged woman dancing with her tiny chihuahua. Here the march of time was apparent and proud, the children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the counterculture gathered to celebrate their youth, whenever it occurred.

This was by turns funny and scary to me, the sober 21-year-old sitting on the hill who had never heard a Grateful Dead song in her life. Something about the day- either the pot or the shared love of a band- induced a forced equality. The obviously homeless mingled with successful-looking fortysomethings and their kids; when a frightening, angry drunk screamed “I LOVE YOU! SAY IT BACK!” to no one in particular, some actually responded. The Deadheads didn’t understand their differences and didn’t want to; they had simply forgotten that their differences existed.

It’s a hollow equality, but it’s equality. A proud Canadian walked up to the concert’s Obama booth and proclaimed, as if it naturally followed, “You all had better get Obama in the White House after the last four years. Let me tell you what that guy has done- he shipped his politics overseas, and now there’s a war. And now it’s harder to get pot in Canada, so pretty soon we’ll be like you.” Was he talking about the war on drugs? In Iraq? Do Canadians just get grumpier without weed? I looked it up… The 2007 bill he was referring to targeted violence and organized crime associated with the drug trade, so maybe Canadians are just arguing more minus their hash.

Anyway, this amorphous monster of peace, love and understanding did brush up against reality at its edges. I watched as a whacked-out woman in her 40s, dressed in a bell-bottomed, belly-baring nightmare of a Halloween costume, twirled a hula hoop with her hands in an attempt to entertain a little girl. The girl took one look into the woman’s dilated pupils and goofy grin and, with one hand on her father’s leg, began to struggle backwards up the steep hill on which she stood. Somewhere out there is an apple-cheeked two-year-old who will be afraid of hippies and circular things for the rest of her life.

Sadder was when the monster began to bleb off in different directions. At the bus, “Betty, not the other Betty who was with the Dead, but the guy Betty” introduced himself to us and tried to sell us some LSD, which, he stated, he was already on. I silently looked away as three surrounding Deadheads struck up a conversation. Yet on the bus, the gulf between the homeless Betty and the more productive widened with every block, and one by one they began to ignore him as he struggled to get their attention. It was Fiza’s friend Sam who helped Betty find the Muni and get on the train. We all left at the end of the day, but the real lotus-eaters stay stuck on the island.
–Varsha