Lee mama was on the phone, so I had to consult with Lee papa.
Me: Have you seen my blue dress? You know, the one that you don’t like?
Papa: Why, are you going to wear it?
Me: Well, yes.
Papa: WHY!? Who has ever told you that it looked good?
Me: Plenty of people.
Papa: Well, they were all lying to you.

batspit said,
July 6, 2008 at 12:11 pm
that was funny. reminds me of my grandpa, who i have learned to ask advice from only when I have to.