Those who know of JPPBFF will know the genesis of “Gary likes golf.” (Hint: it involves the teeny-bopper chick flick Wimbledon.) That said, this post is not about someone else’s (very adorable) parent. This post is about my daddy!
Scene: channel surfing. Choices are as follows: Guy’s Big Bite, Spin City, or some sort of sporting event called the French Open.
Me: Hey daddy, what sport is the French Open?
Lee Papa: Tennis.
I turn to that channel, because Lee Papa likes tennis.
Lee Papa: So, who’s playing?
Me: Maria Sharapova and…someone Rodina?
Lee Papa: Oh, they’re both pretty.
…we watch briefly…
Lee Papa: Hm…that one’s a bit fatter, isn’t she?