…pick-me-up.
Yes, messieurs et mesdames, today, we bring to you The Art of the Pick-up Line. Do they work? There are those who are true fans. There are those who show grudging appreciation. I’m somewhere in the middle.
- Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see! I am fond of this one perhaps only because of the fun memories it conjures up of my sketchy friend the Pinky. Well, also because I’m punny. And, also because I detest UT the least out of the entire SEC. They’re quite nice, really.
- If you were a pirate, would you carry your parrot on this shoulder *gently tap near shoulder* or this shoulder *arm around to other shoulder? Hello! Pirates! Yearrgh!That’s it for the time being. Oh no wait. We mustn’t forget:
- You should learn Korean. Fail.
