to follow. for life.
- Shun complacency but not familiarity.
- Open your eyes but don’t forget sunglasses.
- Be a fattie but not fatty.
[FATTIE: It's not a size; it's a lifestyle.]
- Love, not mush.
- Wallow in, but don’t be trapped by, a good cry.
- Lose not your self save in marvel.
- Rip out hair in frustration, but only where invisible to polite company.
- One man’s music is another’s 6AM Suzuki Level 1.
- Finish a friendship bracelet before the friendship’s end.
- Listen to the radio, but don’t be afraid to turn the dial.
- Heed your mother’s wisdom.
- Learn your father’s humor.
- TLC isn’t just a music group.
- Perfect a cookie recipe.
- Determine how to change smoke detector batteries.
- Sing in the shower and the car.
- Be considerate of your fellow BART riders.
- Wear a helmet.
- Cover your textbooks and yourself in holy places.
- Say no to mini-skirts and leggings.
- Eat breakfast.
