We’re like friends with benefits, minus the “friends” part.
Lee Mama
January 17, 2008 at 11:30 pm (Family, Life, Posted by Cindy)
Tags: bedtime, underwear
Cindy: I should buy some little boy underwear to sleep in.
Lee Mama: You don’t need to buy any. Just take your brother’s.
Cindy: Um. That’s a bit weird.
Lee Mama: No, it’s not! And he can wear yours.
Cindy, Jonathan: !!! OMG. !!! What!?
Lee Mama: You know. Some men wear those tight, *gestures*
Cindy, Jonathan: *dies*
2 a.m. post-facebook musings
January 17, 2008 at 1:59 am (Jane Austen, Posted by Varsha)
CINDY: How do people fall in love? I don’t know.
VARSHA: I think my mom wants me to get married. But really, I just want to travel. Or get drunk, or both.
CINDY: Maybe you could combine them.
Rules
January 16, 2008 at 2:56 pm (Life, Posted by Cindy)
to follow. for life.
- Shun complacency but not familiarity.
- Open your eyes but don’t forget sunglasses.
- Be a fattie but not fatty.
[FATTIE: It's not a size; it's a lifestyle.]
- Love, not mush.
- Wallow in, but don’t be trapped by, a good cry.
- Lose not your self save in marvel.
- Rip out hair in frustration, but only where invisible to polite company.
- One man’s music is another’s 6AM Suzuki Level 1.
- Finish a friendship bracelet before the friendship’s end.
- Listen to the radio, but don’t be afraid to turn the dial.
- Heed your mother’s wisdom.
- Learn your father’s humor.
- TLC isn’t just a music group.
- Perfect a cookie recipe.
- Determine how to change smoke detector batteries.
- Sing in the shower and the car.
- Be considerate of your fellow BART riders.
- Wear a helmet.
- Cover your textbooks and yourself in holy places.
- Say no to mini-skirts and leggings.
- Eat breakfast.
